You and I both know damn well that had it not been for the Bud Light controversy, this photo doesn't make its way to Facebook. But Franklin County deputies in Kansas pulled a dude over on suspicion of DUI, saw him dressed as the most embarrassing thing you can be dressed as, and remembered to do it for the content.

Here is what happened. This drunk bro was out having one too many cervezas for El Cinco de Mayo. I would hope he was throwing back Modellos and NOT Bud Light, but it's unclear in the police report. Deputies were notified of a possible intoxicated driver traveling down Interstate. They spotted the car and agreed with the possible intoxication. But even more surprising was that homeboy was driving drunk dressed as a beer.

They made him do a field sobriety test still wearing the Bud Light costume. It doesn't appear they made him put on a wig and say his name is Dylan Mulvaney. Though it's possible that everyone's bodycams all malfunctioned at the exact same time.

Suds McDerp was placed under arrest and awaits trial. Left unreported is why exactly Suds was dressed as a Bud Light can. I have two theories.

1. Suds had a job handing out free Bud Light at an El Cinco De Mayo festival and discovered people would rather drink their own urine than be seen holding a Bud Light can. Depressed that no one wanted to talk to him, Suds started throwing back tequila and forgot he was still wearing the costume as he got in his car.

2. Suds lost a bet and his boys are mean.

What are your theories?

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