The good news in all this is that X-Men: Dark Phoenix is in the can. So whatever happens to Bryan Singer from here on out, we may finally get a decent Phoenix movie. Yes, yes, these allegations are much more serious than getting geekdom on. No word yet on if these accusations are as bad as X-Men: Last Stand. Movie's probably worse.

Earlier this week, the director was fired from the Freddy Mercury movie. People were waiting for the other dildo to drop. Because in our post-Weinstein America, the other dildo always seems to drop. Usually on a potted plant. Or a woman who didn't consent to rape. Singer is old school, rumored to be a sleaze merchant and a pedophile. A sleaze hipster, if you will. He's like the band you discovered before anyone else. The band you no longer like now they sold out to go "mainstream." If "mainstream" is touching underage boys.

Anyway, consider the other dildo dropped...

According to the lawsuit, obtained by TMZ, Singer was on a yacht in the Seattle area back in 2003 ... a yacht owned by wealthy tech investor, Lester Waters. The suit claims it was a party populated by young gay males, including the plaintiff, Cesar Sanchez-Guzman.

The suit claims Singer offered to take Guzman, who was 17 at the time, on a tour of the yacht. When they got to one of the rooms, the suit alleges Singer thrust his body on Guzman, forced him to the floor, shoved Guzman's face against his crotch and demanded he perform oral sex.

If you want the much - MUCH - more graphic details, you're free to go to the TMZ link. If I printed them there, it would look something like: "Then he **** with his **** and **** **** *** across the face with it." Also, Singer's lawyer has forcefully denied everything.

"Bryan categorically denies these allegations and will vehemently defend this lawsuit to the very end ... When Sanchez-Guzman filed for bankruptcy only a few years ago, he failed to disclose this alleged claim when he was supposed to identify all of his assets, but conveniently, now that the bankruptcy court discharged all of his debts, he is able to recall the alleged events."

The attorney behind this lawsuit is the same lawyer who represented Michael Egan, the convicted felon who sued Bryan Singer in 2014. In the end, Egan was forced to dismiss that case once the facts came out and his story completely fell apart."

Yes, due process, day in court and all that. Or, huge settlement with a gag order. A ball gag order. You knew that was coming. I apologize for nothing.

We'll see. But typically these accusations of "He touched my pee-pee" from open secret perverts, usually blossom into more accusations. Just like Kevin Spacey. Usually we just hear of the failed attempts, not the many (alleged) successful initiations of TEH SEX. Not a typo.

But it's becoming more and more clear "Hollywood" drives from the Latin, roughly translated into "JUST NOT UP THE ASS!"

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