BREAKING: Man Goes on Stabbing Rampage in Finland Screaming "Allahu Akbar!"
A horrific terror attack has happened in Europe. This time the blood churning screams of "Allahu Akbar!" were actually caught on video. Say hello to Finland:
Here's the fresh DL. The story is still developing, but we'll keep you updated.
Armed police officers are said to have shot the suspect in the leg after he allegedly started stabbing people in the city of Turku this afternoon.
As he did so, he was apparently heard screaming: "Allahu Akbar". It was initially thought more than one suspect was involved in the attack, but this remains unclear.
A number of people - reportedly including a woman and a baby - were injured in the terrifying rampage, with claims that at least one victim was killed.
Several persons stabbed in central Turku. Police has shot at suspected perpetrator. One person is apprehendee— L-S poliisi (@L-S poliisi) 1503064329.0
Someone call Wolf Blitzer. See what his hot take on this terrorist attack is. Maybe the Finland stabber is a copycat of Dexter. Let Michael C. Hall know about this one, stat. I expect a full apology in a virtue signaling tweet thread.
Shooty and stabby Muslims harming and killing innocent people in Europe is as common as a frat girl walking about campus in leggings and Uggs (see BREAKING: Van Mows Down Pedestrians in Barcelona Terrorist Attack, Takes People Hostage see Canada Gives $10M and Apology to… a Terrorist?!). Both the terrorism and leggings with Uggs are disasters. Stop it.
Look we make jokes because that's all we can do. These European terror attacks just aren't being addressed, stopped, or solved. The European leadership is responsible for this crap. They're just not the ones being offed by Islamic jihadists in mass numbers. So they remain seated in their ivory towers, passing legislation and policies to tickle their virtue signaling feels. While their citizens are exterminated by Islamic extremists.
What will put a stop to this?