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BREAKING: ISIS in US Now Officially Calls for Pamela Geller's Death
The religion of peace is at it again.
Sending two jihadis in an attempt to shoot up innocent people for exercising their free speech by *gasp* drawing cartoons wasn't quite enough. Now, ISIS claims the attempted Texas attack was targeting Pamela Geller, and that they won't stop until she's dead. So at the very least, we now know that ISIS has terrible aim. They also threaten anyone who befriends her. Take a look:
Our aim was the khanzeer Pamela Geller and to show her that we don't care what land she hides in or what sky shields her; we will send all our Lions to achieve her slaughter. This will heal the hearts of our brothers and disperse the ones behind her. To those who protect her: this will be your only warning of housing this woman and her circus show. Everyone who houses her events, gives her a platform to spill her filth are legitimate targets. We have been watching closely who was present at this event and the shooter of our brothers. We knew that the target was protected. Our intention was to show how easy we give our lives for the Sake of Allah.
Additionally, the proported ISIS letter claims that the murderous thugs have over 71 fighter in 15 US states, specifically mentioning Virginia, Maryland, Illinois, Michigan and California. No plans to set up shop in Republican states quite yet, but we'll keep you posted.
"The attack by the Islamic State in America is only the beginning of our efforts to establish a wiliyah (authority or governance) in the heart of our enemy," the message continues.
Hey, Mr. President? The JV team thinks they've got our number. How about you, you know... do something? Pretty please can we unleash some holy American fury on them before they behead anyone else or shoot innocent Americans? If that's a no-go, then maybe, you know, if you even wanted to mention the attempted attack in Texas, that'd be nice, too. See, we're willing to compromise! Reach across the aisle and all that...
And for those of you who don't know who Pamela Geller is, check out this excellent interview she gave yesterday with Sean Hannity:
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