BREAKING: Iran Fires Missiles at Israel. What a Bummer About That Nuke Deal.
Picture this. Your boss denies you for a promotion saying, "We just don't trust you with that kind of responsibility." So in order to prove your boss wrong, you release all the corporate passwords to BuzzFeed, then spam everyone's compromised emails with Stormy Daniels porn. #ThatllShowEm. Now let's go to Iran. A country that wants nuclear material for "energy" and stuff. Not nuclear weapons, stop it. Trump pulled the USA out of the Iran Nuke deal, basically telling the Iranians they could eat their sand. How did Iran respond? Well they're now firing non-nuclear weapons at Israel.
From The Times of Israel:
Some 20 rockets were fired at Israeli military bases by Iranian forces in southern Syria just after midnight on Thursday, with some of the incoming missiles being intercepted by the Iron Dome defense system, the army said, amid sky high tensions on the northern border.
There were no reports of Israeli casualties in the attack. An army spokesperson said damage was caused to Israeli military bases, but that it was “limited.”
Gosh. If only we'd allowed them a nuclear weapon, we could've prevented all this messy violence.
UPDATE: #Iran's Quds Force launched some 20 missiles into #Israeli-controlled territory - Israeli media… https://t.co/TsSNNxJfEn— RT (@RT)1525905332.0
This story is obviously developing. Which is my way of saying at the time of this post's writing, Israel has yet to level Iran. But based on all things Israeli, retaliation is incoming.
Several quick points I need to make:
- Israel has the right to defend itself
- Iran is a supporter of terrorism
- There is a good guy here and a bad guy. Israel is the good guy. Iran is the bad guy.
- Let's cheer for the good guys and not get all weepy-eyed for the stone age nation of Iran which has a habit of oppressing its own people, while calling for the death of America and Israel. Sound like a plan?