BREAKING: Clinton Email Investigation REOPENED...Because Anthony Weiner?!
This story is developing.
FBI James Comey is reopening the investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails. Initial reports are saying the reason? Hillary Clinton's emails have been found on devices. In an Anthony Weiner case. Trigger-warning: penis double-entendres.
James Comey's statement:
"The FBI revealed Friday it was reviewing a new batch of Hillary Clinton emails that "appear to be pertinent" to its previous investigation into her use of a private server while she was secretary of state."
"In connection with an unrelated case, the FBI has learned of the existence of emails that appear to be pertinent to the investigation," FBI director James Comey said in a letter to the Senate Judiciary Committee. "I agreed that the FBI should take appropriate investigative steps designed to allow investigators to review these emails to determine whether they contain classified information, as well as to assess their importance to our investigation."
Well, turns out? That investigation is due to Anthony "Dick Pix" Weiner:
BREAKING NEWS: #FBI Source to @edhenry: New emails discovered during #AnthonyWeiner sexting investigation. #Clinton… https://t.co/0XrV57QF3e— Fox News (@Fox News)1477683024.0
So this story signifies a number of things, but the two biggest:
- James Comey is covering his gluteus maximus (as he very well should). After all we've learned from WikiLeaks, James Comey, by letting Hillary slide on all this? In the major wrong category. The corruption on this case was stellar. Read FBI, DOJ Wanted to Investigate Hillary. Comey and Lynch Intervened and Doug Collins SKEWERS FBI Dir. Comey for Email Investigation.
- Anthony Weiner's schlong might screw the Clinton Campaign.
- This election ain't over yet, folks.
According to initial reports, classified Clinton emails were found on a Weiner device. Whether that be Hillary's or Anthony's, this isn't good. For Clinton.
Check your calendar. We're 11 days out from the election. With the constant trickle of Wikileaks, voter fraud reports from Project Veritas, and now this, Hillary Clinton should be sweating in her pantsuit. All thanks to Huma and her sicko husband. Who we may need to send flowers to, depending on where all the chips fall.
How is it that the men in both Hillary and Huma's life are finding new ways to seriously screw them over? Either way, you guys send us a mailing address. Flowers incoming.
It's still far too early to know if these new revelations will have any affect on Hillary's campaign. But be sure more Trump Dumps will follow, as Hillary's oppo research team is feeling the heat. From Weiner's side of the bed.
I'll be honest, I never once thought Weiner's Weiner would schlong the Clinton campaign. But it's sweet justice if it did.
Also, let's give Donald Trump some credit where due:
An indictment is far from guaranteed. All it really takes is another rendezvous on the tarmac between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch to make this go away. Maybe. Until then, though, share this story like Weiner shares photos of his tallywhacker.
Do you think it'll affect the election results?