"But the poor migrant women and children who got tear gassed by the mean Border Patrol agents," you say? Hold on, because here are the facts. According to the border patrol agents tasked with controlling the influx of invading migrants from the caravan, the mostly male migrant caravan ushered women and children to the FRONT of the line, then used the women and children as human shields. From behind which the men threw rocks. Hear it for yourself, starting at the 3:50 mark:

Not exactly the innocent hordes the media would have us believe. Seems to me the migrant caravan knows how to pluck the heartstrings of media softies. Seems to me the migrant caravan cares more about invading America than they care for their women and children. I base both assumptions on the evidence.

If you want to enter America for a better life, go through the proper legal channels. If you want to seek asylum, go through the proper legal channels. If you want to huff tear gas, please pick up some rocks and hurl them from behind a woman and her screaming baby. Just make sure you cry for the camera.

NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON BOTH ITUNES HERE AND SOUNDCLOUD HERE.