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As you may have noticed, there are parts of America where shoplifting and crime is on the rise. Not in real America, but in the progressive cities where voters keep voting for the same pro-crime progressive policies and wonder why there is so much crime in their progressive cities. Stores have been forced to put everything behind plexiglass, so shoplifter-Americans need to step up their game. For one dude at an NYC Walgreens, that means a blowtorch.

Wait... a blowtorch?!

You have to marvel at how the criminal element knows how little at risk they are about anything happening to them. People who stop criminals are f*cked. That's NYC's "brand." Criminals have carte blanche.

At least in NYC, the crime isn't bad enough that they still have items behind the plexiglass. There are places in Washington DC where they don't bother stocking the shelves. The stores leaves pictures of the items, and if you want something, you need to ask for assistance.

Conversely, crime is so bad in San Francisco they lock up the ice cream and frozen pizzas with a chain. Good luck blowtorching your way through that! Though if you tried, the employees would let you do so and cops are a day and a half away. If you get tired, you can take a break and come back in the morning.

This hooligan wanted what was behind that plexiglass. He took the time to concoct a plan. He came to the conclusion if he walked into Walgreens with a blow torch, he could probably melt through the plexiglass. After all, they don't stop him from stealing. Why would they stop him from destroying private property?

The worst-case scenario is the fire gets out of control and he accidentally burns the building down. But then the thief can claim he was having a mostly peaceful protest and every elected official in NYC will look the other way. All while the cops take out their phones to count down how many more days they have left until retirement.

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