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LOL: BleachBit Trolls Hillary With "Cloth or Something" Server Wipe
Remember BleachBit? Clinton used their software to make her emails magically disappear (see CAUGHT: Paul Combetta Allegedly Asked Reddit How to Wipe Hillary's Emails). Turns out the BleachBit founder paid homage to Her Wrinkledness in a recent side project. His new product clearly makes a statement. But it's not #ImWithHer...
The data-deleting software known as BleachBit, made famous by the Clinton team's use of it to scrub emails from the former secretary of state's private email server, is now selling special "cloths" featuring the Democratic nominee herself.
The item is called the "Cloth or Something" -- a reference to an Aug. 18 2015, response Clinton gave when asked if she had wiped her private email server. "What, like with a cloth or something?" Clinton quipped, making a scrubbing motion with her hand.
The cloths are available for $3 each. "After you have smashed your BlackBerry, don't forget to wipe the fingerprints from your email server with this non-abrasive, soft microfiber Cloth or Something," the site says. "Don't wait for a subpoena: order now!" BleachBit founder Andrew Ziem... has been staggered by the demand.
Yeah capitalism! BleachBit saw a marketing opportunity and took it. They turned a joke, a meme, into a product. They're freaking BACK ORDERED!
Nice to see that even BleachBit doesn't like Hillary.
Does anybody really like Hillary? Methinks the answer is nobody, besides her local pantsuit distributor. They have no reason not to love her, after all. She's a walking commercial for Lane Bryant's "Working Lesbian" section.
These instances are laughable, but they also reveal something important. After seeing so many people slam Hillary "C is for Cankles" Clinton, I'm beginning to sense a common theme. She doesn't have a very stable support system. Mayhaps she should seek therapy for that. Among other things, like her totes thriving, 100% non-staged marriage.
The tides are shifting, and they don't seem to be in favor of Clinton (see BREAKING: Trump Takes Surprising Poll Lead as Enthusiasm for Hillary Plummets!). In all fairness, there's only so much string yanking and hex casting one can do. She may have erased the emails, but she can't erase her grossness.
Seriously though, too bad there's no BleachBit for those crows feet. Or in Hillary's case, the FBI.