Recently the withered husk of Bill Clinton gave his unsolicited analysis on his wife’s loss to Donald Trump. He’s
been ordered decided to place the blame on ole Hill’s incompetence. Just kidding. It’s all FBI Director, James Comey’s, fault. Yep, the Clinton campaign – as in the one that nosedived and burst into flames – would have been just fine if it weren’t for that meddling investigator…
Bill Clinton believes that FBI Director James Comey lost the election for Hillary Clinton.
“James Comey cost her the election,” the former president said when he ran into the editor of the Bedford-Pound Ridge Record Review in Katonah, New York recently. “We were seven percentage points up” in national polls at the time.
Comey sent a letter to lawmakers two weeks before the election to tell them that his agency was reopening the investigation into Hillary Clinton over her use of a private email server when she was secretary of state.
Obviously, there’s a few things terribly amiss here. Firstly, Bill Clinton is looking more and more like the Crypt Keeper every day. But worry not – it’s a part of the job description. That is, being married to a pantsuited devourer of souls.
Secondly, this blame game is worthy of all the chuckles. It’s been more than a month since the election, and now Billiam is suddenly rather concerned with the FBI’s involvement in the Clinton campaign. A friendly suggestion? Maybe his wife should have, you know, not done illegal stuff.
Official investigations don’t stop simply because you’re up for a new job and all. You’d think Mr. Sexual Relations would know how investigations work by now, but alas (see FLASHBACK: Bill Clinton Celebrated Last Minute Indictment in 1992)…
Hillary Clinton’s scandals were too many to count. Like the flock of crows’ feet around her Medusan glare-holes. Paying off prosecutors and cheating on debate questions are just a few examples. Also raiding the closet of Dr. Evil. Pretty standard stuff.
Of course it seems Democrats themselves would rather blame other people for rigging the system. It’s considerably easier than, say, sucking less. James Comey is simply the latest scapegoat to be saddled with leftist blame. His crime? He’s guilty of the sin of… doing his job. Which, let’s face it, he did horribly (see CORRUPTION: FBI, DOJ Wanted to Investigate Hillary. Comey and Lynch Intervened…). Worse even than the stylist who attempts to inflate Hillary’s hair.
Like Bill insinuated, a lot of pesky facts came to light during Hillary’s campaign. Here’s a recap…