Bill Burr has been on a leftist slamming spree lately (see Bill Burr Hilariously Mocks Whiny Trump Protesters. And It’s Perfect!). He pulls no punches, despite what one might gather from the friendly, baby-esque baldheadedness. We covered a snippet of Bill’s Coco bit the other day, but there was more goodness to be had. Remember how every leftist and their dog threatened to leave to Canada if Trump won? There was a whole gaggle of anti-Trump celebrities who claimed they’d pack their bags and leave. Bill has a few words for them…
Conan: Do you think people are really going to move to Canada?
Bill: I hope so! There’s too many people here. The rent’s too high. Just thin it out. And then what’s going to be funny, up there it’s not going to be Michael Moore’s Canada. I love Canada, but I don’t go up there with this starry look in my eyes like everyone’s going to be riding around on mooses. These people, they’re human beings.
In other words, get over it you sniveling crybabies. Canada isn’t the safe space you hoped it would be. In fact it’s a socialist suckfactory (see Dear Increasingly Liberal Canada: You Make Me Ashamed to be a Canadian…). It’s like Venezuela on easy mode. But should you want to waddle up north across the border anyways, don’t let the door hit you in the diapered tush on the way out.
Needless to say, plenty of those threats to move were done “in jest” (see WTF? Amy Schumer Backs Out, Now Says Talk of Moving Was a Joke?!). Simply a desperate, clammy handed grab at garnering more attention during their panicked response to the election. Which seems to be the case with pretty much anything leftist celebrities do or say. Color us unsurprised.
Get ready to see plenty more of these glorious rants against the left. Because Bill, like many of us, finds the liberal tantrums zero percent charming. One hundred percent prime for mocking though.
Speaking of which…
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