A little girl went up to the leader of the free world and asked sleepy Joe, “Mr. Pwesident, can you take care of beers ears?”

I am not kidding, according to Sleepy Joe, that happened.

Per RedState:

“I restored protections from my predecessor, gutted by my predecessor, um, at three national monuments. Grand staircase, and beers ears, bears ears. By the way, you want to know how that happened? I was in a plane and a little girl came up to me and she said, "Mr. President, can you take care of beers ears?" And I, I thought she said can I take care of her ears. And I said what honey, and she said, "beers ears is really important," and guess what, she was dead right, and we did take care of it.”

Bears Ears National Monument is co-managed by the five Tribes of the Bears Ears Commission. It is very important, probably even sacred, to some Native American tribes.

Biden told Native American nations gathered for a summit Wednesday that the White House intends to “heal the wrongs of the past” by increasing funding for Indigenous peoples and giving them greater autonomy over how to spend those funds, according to ABC News.

“It’s hard work to heal the wrongs of the past and change the course, and move forward,” Biden said, according to ABC News.

Is Biden going to fill up my gas tank to fix those wrongs committed by inflation? Am I going to have better autonomy on how I can spend my funds? You know, since it feels like we keep losing our autonomy because if it were up to him, we would all be forced to buy EVs, in one example.

During Biden’s speech, he also made up a college story.

Sleepy Joe wanted to play lacrosse but he couldn’t do that because he also wanted to play football. But don’t laugh, because he was the runner-up in the state scoring championship. Although, I am not sure what the “state scoring championship” is but okay.

"I wanted to play lacrosse, but you had to choose between lacrosse and football ... I was the runner-up in the state scoring championship! Don't laugh, man!" Sleep Joe said, according to RNC Research.

Obviously, Sleep Joe is a compulsive liar. He was probably envying someone else's glory days. Not too sure.

It is very hard to witness Biden’s lies and cognitive decline getting hopelessly tangled together when he does not know the difference between his memories and thoughts.

But hey, at least he did not trip up or down the stairs today!

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