Bernie got busted. The Democrat Party's answer to Old Man Withers at the abandoned amusement park accidentally forgot his script. Your favorite crazy uncle admitted tax cuts for 80% of Americans are a good thing. Ted Cruz has been salivating for his next chance to smack Bernie around at a CNN debate since Old Man Socialist made the admission. Sanders supporters are confused. But that's just their natural resting state.

Bernie needed a change of topic to throw Cruz off the scent. So of course... he went with "patriotic millionaires."

Watch this video. See if you spot the flaw in the logic.

How many of you stopped at the one minute mark, figuring it was a smoldering pile of Bernie's diapers? Good on you.

Did you ask yourself, "But wait, what's stopping these 'patriotic millionaires' from just giving the government more money?" You win!

Do Democrats really not think these things through? Or have they spent so much time manipulating their soy-for-brains low information supporters to hate rich people, they confused themselves? It has to be the latter one. No one can be so stupid while still possessing the ability to emit sounds through their face holes. Not sure what that says about Al Gore...

Usually when people say "Oh, it's not that simple" they're lying. Because yes, it is simple. If these millionaires and billionaires are writhing in their master suites, using the curtains of their four-poster beds to wipe their ugly cry faces over keeping more of their money, because they're not paying enough in taxes, there's an easy out. Sure to assuage their guilt-ridden noggins: give the government more money. Due to the enormous heart I have, I'll even provide the link. Here's the way to lift the burden from your undertaxed minds. I'll make it even simpler. How much money are you getting back from the Trump tax cuts every quarter? Send the amount to the Treasury. Wrap it with prayer beads for better karma. Sprinkle it with holy water.

Namaste, my babies. Namaste.

Let other rich people, who aren't poseurs, create jobs, invest in their companies, or even put their money under the mattress. I don't care. It's their's, not the government's money. Set it on fire and roast mallows. You gotta do you, boo.

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