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Benjamin Netanyahu Protecting Israel's Border...Makes him a War Criminal?
The news and the European Union has been flooded with refugees or "asylum seekers" from Syria, Libya, and many other Muslim countries experiencing ISIS and terrorism. But you're not supposed to think about that. Why? Because ISIS resulted from Obama's (and Hillary Clinton's) stellar foreign policy in the Middle Eastern region. If only Hillary had wiped Bengazhi with a cloth or something.
No, what you're supposed to focus on is trivial, symbolic bovine feces like a meaningless online petition calling for Benjamin Netanyahu's arrest. Over 100,000 British
morons citizens have signed an online petition to arrest the Prime Minister of Israel when he arrives in London. Why? War Crimes. Also, he was sorted into Slytherin. No, only War crimes that include treacherous acts like defending Israel against enemies and protecting the Israeli border. And conversing with snakes.
The British government has dismissed the petition saying:
“Under UK and international law, visiting heads of foreign governments, such as Prime Minister Netanyahu, have immunity from legal process, and cannot be arrested or detained.”
Not mentioned in their reasoning: like all evil Dark Lords, he can disparate. And drinks unicorn blood.
What else is
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Netanyahu doing to defend his people? He’s stopping all refugees from coming into Israel. In his own words:
“We will not allow Israel to be submerged by a wave of illegal migrants and terrorist activists. Israel is not indifferent to the human tragedy of Syrian and African refugees... but Israel is a small country -- very small -- without demographic or geographic depth. That is why we must control our borders."
All it took was a flick of Bibi's forked tongue, and the leftists cried "war crimes." They then went on to pen other tales of evil, like how to best use aborted baby heads in their potions. Will these "big-hearted" petition-signers lead by example and open their own doors to the refugees? Don't hold your breath. Instead they'll create hashtags and wear awareness ribbons. All that matters is the caring. The feelzies. Lip service. Symbolism is magic.
This kind of symbolic act of signing an online petition, and literal hatred of a world leader who doesn't cow to public opinion, is reminiscent of the left. They're forever branding people who want to protect their borders as extremists and heartless bastards. Dark Lords of intolerance. Meanwhile, the neighboring and wealthy Middle Eastern countries, like Saudi Arabia, haven't opened a single, solitary door to their fellow brothers in Islam. But again, that's just a distraction.
Remember, you're not supposed to worry about ISIS, or the terrorism in the Middle East, or what role Obama and Hillary played in this disaster. No, no, focus on Bibi. He's practically Voldemort.
Now go use a memory charm on yourself.