I don’t have to tell you how Ben & Jerry’s ice cream falls on the side of left. The two are dedicated to bringing about socialism “a more democratic society” in the U-S-of-A. By charging four bucks for a pint of ice cream. Oh, the irony.

Now, Ben and Jerry are taking their leftiness to a new level, with Democrat ice cream flavors. Not joking:

We’re teaming up with MoveOn to help 7 of the best progressive candidates running for Congress. We need a Democratic majority to check President Trump’s unrestrained power. And we also need to send progressive champions to Congress who will fix our health care system with Medicare for All, protect clean air and water, and get big money out of politics.

We need to come up with seven amazing ice cream flavors (and flavor names) that not only taste great but also capture the essence of what each candidate stands for. That’s a tall order, but we know that between all of us we can make it happen. We’ll select the winner and make a batch of each flavor that we’ll raffle off to support the candidates.

I’ll take a crack at it. Sh*tshow Sherbet. Impeaches & Cream. Let’s also not forget Comrade Sanders’ Socialist Surprise (an empty carton).

I wonder what the left will put their twist on next. “Collective Cola,” the sugar-free, coloring-free, flavor free leftist soda pop. Commie-O’s breakfast cereal. By this point in the game, I wouldn’t put anything past them.

This is the America the left is creating. We can’t even shove a couple scoops into a tasty waffle cone anymore without making a political statement. Partaking of sugar-laden frozen milk is now a revolutionary act. God help us.

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