For those of you either smart or fortunate enough not to be on Twitter, here's the setup: this morning @Twitter tweeted a blank tweet on Twitter. Gosh. Were I to tell young Courtney she'd type such a sentence, she'd pee herself laughing. Anyway. The blank tweet got Twitter users more riled up than superhero movie recasting rumors, spawning a myriad of jokes, responses and memes.

The leader, in my estimation, is Barstool News Network, an offshoot of Barstool Sports, with this number:

Bazinga. The accomplishments of a president who shall never be. One could even say the accomplishments of Hillary Clinton in general. Not sure a secret email server, dead men in Benghazi, and rape cover up (allegedly) would be listed as her "accomplishments." That is not until the word "accomplishment" changes gender.

Truth hurts. But in this case, is also funny.

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