I'm not a scientist or an expert, but there appears to be something about being president that makes you more adept at beating the 'rona. We saw how Donald Trump treated the virus like he did Hillary Clinton in 2016. Barstool Sports President Dave Portnoy — who some may say is the more important president — has conquered the virus multiple times. El Presidente's last COVID rant caused the panic porn industry to get a dry cough, a fever, and lose their sense of smell. They'll hate this one too, but it might be the shot of Rengeron cut with disinfectant that America needs injected into its collective bloodstream.

Here's the thing. Portnoy is as much a scientist as he is a stock expert. But he was right when I got in at $32 with PENN and he's right now. The only people who think we should still be living in a panicked terror or terrorized panic either work in cable news or are voting for Joe Biden. The latter's big plan to save us from the 'rona is plagiarized from what Donald Trump has already done. Only Biden is going to science harder and listen to the expert more better than the current president.

Stay home when you're sick. Don't go coughing on people just to be a dick. But we're on day elventy-hundred and seventeen of 14 days to flatten the curve. People need to get back to living their lives, and our elected officials have to stop being tyrants about not letting us do so.

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