• Home
  • Featured
  • Show
  • Posts
  • Columns
  • Articles
  • Videos
  • Politics
  • Culture
  • Breaking News
  • International
  • 2020 Election
  • Free Speech
  • Second Amendment
  • Feminism
  • Hollywood
  • Abortion
  • Climate Change
  • Economy
  • Healthcare
  • College
  • Comedy
  • Donald Trump
  • Science
  • LGBT
  • Big Tech
  • Liberal Media
  • Islam
  • Immigration
  • Body Positivity
  • BlazeTV
  • Change My Mind
  • Crowder Confronts
  • Crowder Closes
  • Tough Love
  • Devil's Advocate
  • SJW
  • Fat Pride
  • Socialism
  • Education
  • Sponsored
  • Tyranny
  • COVID-19
  • Police
  • Riots
  • COVID
  • joe biden
  • Log in
HOME
POSTS
ColumnsArticlesShowAll
VIDEOS
ShowAll
PODCAST
SHOP
MUG CLUB
MORE
ScheduleFAQAskJobsContact
COVID-19
COVID-19 Posts Articles Videos Politics Culture COVID

Barstool’s Dave Portnoy Tells Virus Panickers to ‘Chill out and live your life!’

Brodigan
October 08, 2020

I'm not a scientist or an expert, but there appears to be something about being president that makes you more adept at beating the 'rona. We saw how Donald Trump treated the virus like he did Hillary Clinton in 2016. Barstool Sports President Dave Portnoy — who some may say is the more important president — has conquered the virus multiple times. El Presidente's last COVID rant caused the panic porn industry to get a dry cough, a fever, and lose their sense of smell. They'll hate this one too, but it might be the shot of Rengeron cut with disinfectant that America needs injected into its collective bloodstream.

Covid is dangerous. As an 11x survivor I'm well aware. But the vaccine isn't around the corner, so chill out, mask up and live your life. pic.twitter.com/17Hs9MPsA6
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) October 8, 2020

Here's the thing. Portnoy is as much a scientist as he is a stock expert. But he was right when I got in at $32 with PENN and he's right now. The only people who think we should still be living in a panicked terror or terrorized panic either work in cable news or are voting for Joe Biden. The latter's big plan to save us from the 'rona is plagiarized from what Donald Trump has already done. Only Biden is going to science harder and listen to the expert more better than the current president.

Stay home when you're sick. Don't go coughing on people just to be a dick. But we're on day elventy-hundred and seventeen of 14 days to flatten the curve. People need to get back to living their lives, and our elected officials have to stop being tyrants about not letting us do so.

Mike Pence WRECKS Kooky Kamala On Vaccines! | Louder With Crowder youtu.be

Not subscribed to the podcast? Fix that! It's completely free.

From Your Site Articles
  • Barstool President Talks About His Day Trading - Louder With ... ›
  • Barstool President Addresses Recent New Dr. Fauci Comments ... ›
  • Barstool President: I Cannot Be Canceled. - Louder With Crowder ›
  • Barstool President: I Cannot Be Canceled. - Louder With Crowder ›
  • Pro-Union AOC Challenges Barstool Sports President on Twitter. He ... ›
  • Barstool's Dave Portnoy Speaks Out on COVID-19 Response ... ›
  • Barstool President Speaks Out on #BlackOutTuesday - Louder With ... ›
  • Barstool's Dave Portnoy Interviews an Antifa Protester - Louder With ... ›
  • Barstool Sports President DOUBLES DOWN Against Alexandria ... ›
  • Barstool CEO Weighs In on Spotify/Joe Rogan Drama - Louder With ... ›
  • WATCH: Barstool Sports Founder DESTROYS NBC News Over Hit ... ›
  • Jake Tapped Admits Vaccines 'Unmitigated Success' for Trump - Louder With Crowder ›
  • Barstool President Makes Clear Where Government Can Stick its New Pandemic Lockdowns - Louder With Crowder ›
  • Barstool President Rants: Politicians Are STEALING Our Basic Right to Earn a Living - Louder With Crowder ›

LATEST VIDEO

Aaron Rodgers Calls Out Government Hypocrisy Over COVID: 'It's Becoming a Joke'

MORE POSTS

SHOW NOTES: New Michigan Voter Data I Stumbled Across

Video Alleges Jack Dorsey Calling for More Censorship on Twitter

Report: Tom Cruise Buys Two Robots to Enforce COVID Guidelines on Movie Set

Dan Crenshaw Unloads on Don Lemon's Claim That All Trump Voters Side with the Klan

ALL POSTS
NEWSLETTER

Sign up for Louder with Crowder’s FREE newsletter to get the best stories and show updates in your inbox.

© 2020 Blaze Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Use