Don't you just hate it when owning the conservatives by boycotting a chicken sandwich joint blows up right in your face like some kind of exploding dildo-shaped rainbow cake? Despite the left's most ardent attempts to take down a restaurant chain whose owners weren't so hot on the gay marriage, Chick-fil-A is now among the top three food chains in America.

Full disclosure: I've never once eaten a Chick-fil-A anything, so I cannot speak to the quality of its sammiches. Hold your hate tweets. But I have seen a number of attempts from intolerant liberals to take Chick-fil-A down simply because its owners once said marriage is between one man and one woman. The devilish heathens. Turns out those attempts to send Chick-fil-A to the menus of hell backfired. Some of those failed attempts, for posterity's sake:

• Chick-Fil-A Banned From San Antonio Airport for Anti-LGBTQ Behavior
• The New Yorker Magazine Describes Chick-fil-A as 'Creepily Christian'
• Animal Rights Morons Stage Bloody Slaughter at Chick-Fil-A. That’ll Do It…

Meanwhile, businesses that advocate more socialism, more leftism, more virtue-signaling tend to find themselves no longer doing business. At all. Read FEEL THE BERN: This 'Pay Your Fair Share' Cafe Proves Socialism is the Worst and Rabid Feminist Vegan Cafe 'Handsome Her' is Going Out of Business.

As far as I know, Chick-fil-A just sells chicken sammiches. And one time its owners said a thing about marriage. A thing many Americans, if not most, agree with. But that was it. Chick-fil-A, as far as I know, hires and serves all kinds of people, gay, straight, or identifying as a hammer. Imagine that. Just selling a product without being patronizing pissants.

Maybe the Chick-fil-A model will catch on.

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