'I’ll f*** a b*** up': Avril Lavigne chucks topless protester off stage at award show
Avril Lavigne back in the news. No, not for the 20th anniversary of Let Go (which still slaps, don't pretend otherwise). For yeeting a topless protestor off stage at Canada's version of the Grammy Awards. Though instead of cursing, she missed an opportunity to say "I said, see you later boi" while doing so.
Folks, these are the jokes.
Wow. Avril Lavigne just told a woke, topless, stage-crashing “Land Back” protester to “Get the fuck off, bitch” at the Juno Awards. pic.twitter.com/Nm8ranx4Jm
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) March 14, 2023
The topless broad, as per the New York Post, lept on stage at the Juno Awards with a message written on her back stating “SAVE THE GREEN BELT.” I guess it's some Canadian thing that leftists are carrying on about. Lavigne said, “Get the f*ck off, b*tch" as Tits McGee was removed.
Later in the evening when Lavigne received the fan's choice award -- it appears in Canada, Lavigne is still happening -- the singer warned the audience, “Now nobody try anything this time. I’ll f*ck a b*tch up,”
Here's the thing. I love boobs as much as the next guy. And, as I've learned over the years, quite a number of girls too. But I need someone to once and for all explain topless protests to me like I'm five. It doesn't matter if people are protesting abortion, Ukraine, or Bernie Sanders. Someone will always have their shirt off with their chesticles flopping out.
I don't get it. They are never impressive titties. The naked breast is no longer shocking, we all have access to an internet. And it takes away from whatever cause you are about this week because all onlookers remember is your sloppy funbags. Case in point, I don't even care enough to look up what the Green Belt is or why it needs saving.
We at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website still salute Avril Lavigne for taking charge of the situation. And if we're being honest with ourselves, "Love It When You Hate Me" was a decent track.
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