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LOL: Armed Thugs Pose for Mannequin Challenge... Get Arrested!
There's been a new "challenge" making its way around the internets called the Mannequin Challenge. If you aren't familiar, congratulations on having a job. We'll catch you up to speed. The challenge is to pose frozen mid-action. Sure, it may sound vapid, but everyone's been doing it. And by everyone, I mean internet dweebs and Ellen DeGeneres.
Well, a gaggle of thugs decided to get in on the action. Spoiler: it didn't end up working out too great for them...
A heavily armed mannequin challenge in Alabama resulted in the arrests of two men for firearms and drug possession. The video, posted to Facebook, shows 22 men standing completely still and brandishing guns...
Madison County Sheriff's Capt. Mike Salomonsky said someone sent the video online to the sheriff's office, prompting an investigation.
SWAT teams stormed the residence and cleared the scene before a search was conducted. Authorities seized marijuana packets, two handguns, an assault rifle, a shotgun, several rounds of ammunition, magazines and a computer.
Law enforcement officers... were flabbergasted that people would have the audacity to film a mannequin challenge at the same location where they allegedly sell drugs.
Surprise! Those guns were illegal (see New Study Finds HUGE Percentage of Criminals Use Illegal Guns...). This isn't an "Onion" story by the way. It's as real as the boomsticks on their persons.
It didn't take long for the police to find and arrest these muttonheads. On account of them providing photographic evidence of their illegal guns and whatnot. By the way, what are twenty "hardcore" dudes doing posing together for internet fame? Doesn't sound so thuggish, but rather flaming...
But kudos to these guys for documenting their stupidity for the rest of us. I, for one, am liking this challenge far more than any of the others so far...