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WATCH: Armed Robbers get 'Pacified' by Badass Baby-Toting Cop...
It's only Monday and the week has already blessed us with this tale of divine gloriousness. Take a look at what happened when two robbers encountered an off-duty po-po packing a toddler and a hand-cannon.
Shocking video has emerged of an off-duty police officer shoot and kill two suspects during a raid on a pharmacy while holding his baby boy under one arm.
Sergeant Rafael Souza entered Bifarma in the centre of Campo Limpo Paulista in Brazil with his wife and their young son to buy medicine on Saturday afternoon when armed gunmen rushed in.
The dramatic scenes were caught on CCTV in the state of São Paulo.
Talk about "pacifying" the situation.
Have you ever witnessed such badassery? The guy was just in the store to buy formula and diapers for little Gabriel, when suddenly baddies burst in. Baby in one hand, Glock in the other. Papa Bear dropped the robbing douchelords without a second thought and made it home for nap-time.
Which gives me an idea for a product. Combination Baby Bjorn/handgun holsters. With space for not one, but TWO full-size handguns. Pockets and MOLLE loops for baby bottles, spare mags, and other tactical childcare necessities. Lined with Kevlar plates to keep you and your precious little one safe. It will be the ultimate baby/firearm carry system.
The best deterrent when a criminal dickweed barges in with a gun? A good guy with a gun. Just like this video proves. Leftists claim firearms have no practical use and nobody should have them. But, this copper and his tiny tot get to go home tonight, while the robbers get a first class trip to the morgue. Sounds good to me.
Speaking of guns: