So this just happened. Apparently Ariana Grande says she hates America. Honestly, I’ve heard the name a lot, and I feel out of touch for saying this, but I don’t really know who Ariana Grande is. After watching the video below, it occurred to me… Wait, I was thinking of Selena Gomez.
The only reason I knew of Selena Gomez was because of that awful movie with Ethan Hawke and the Shelby Cobra. It was so bad that I was unable to finish it. Also, I suffered a concussion.
As it turns out, I wasn’t too far off in my confusion. Selena Gomez rose to fame on the Disney channel and Ariana Grande was a star for Nickelodeon. Pretty similar. The defining difference that I can deduce from my research, is that Selena Gomez seems like a decent person, and Ariana Grande is an idiot who acts like poop on a stick. Watch the video below to find out.
According to the report from Huffpo
Ariana gets caught on camera licking donuts that you haven’t bought while the store’s employees aren’t looking (and maniacally laughing, because you think you got away with it).
…Her new boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez, is also seen licking donuts that aren’t his in security footage obtained by TMZ, before the young couple, (who apparently find this renegade behavior romantic) started kissing.
Things just got even weirder from there. When the employee returned with a new sheet of donuts that had been unsullied by the the singer’s tongue, the 22-year-old said, “What the f**k is that?”
“I hate Americans,” she added. “I hate America.”
Couple of things here.
1) Sure it shows us just how awful child-stars become. It’s for this same reason that I’ve advocated against Conservatives trotting out tweens in youtube videos. As a general rule, fame and youth are not good bed-fellows.
2) Yes, that boyfriend looks like a douche.
3) Yes, she looks intoxicated. In her defense, she could just be really, really unintelligent.
4) Most importantly, this just goes to show the lack of appreciation that entitled brats have for America. Ariana Grande has America to thank entirely for her success. She’s a medium-talent who made it big on American television and in American music. A mediocre-looking girl with an ethnic sounding name who was accepted with open arms into America’s melting pot, which ultimately allowed her to benefit from a free-enterprise economy that created her success. Try doing that anywhere else.
What do you expect? When you live in a country that your own media, entertainment industry and government tells you is inherently evil, you end up with a generation of medium-talents who believe it.
Ariana Grande hates America? Well wait… do you hear that? Hey Ariana, sounds like America may be turning on you.