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Why Fat Amy Schumer 'Barbie' Movie Will Belly Flop...

Team Crowder
December 11, 2016

Amy Schumer has been making a splash with her possible "Barbie" role coming up (see SHIELD YOUR EYES! Amy Schumer to Star in Live Action 'Barbie' Movie). It didn't take long for that splash to become a tsunami wave. If you've ever seen Amy Schumer, I'm sure you can guess why. But we'll dive into it together anyways because it's a weighty topic.

Amy recently came out with a message to all the haterz. Watch Crowder's response below...

There you have it. Need a recap? Barbie is perfect. She has a tiny waist, perfect teeth, and flawless skin. Being made of plastic helps. Amy Schumer resembles Barbie in the way that a steaming pile of fecal matter resembles chocolate soft serve. And yes, part of the reason is that her thighs could double as landing strips for commercial aircraft.

Nobody's saying Amy can't play Barbie. Movies are, after all, pretend. The problem here? She's accusing her critics of "FAT SHAMING!" Or in other words, hating all fat people. It's simply not true. Nobody cares that you're pudgy, Amy. We just don't think you're "fit" for the role of Barbie...

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