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Two Acquitted, Two More Get Mistrial in Case of the Gov. Gretchen Whitmer 'Kidnapping' Plot

The entire world feels like it’s going insane. Ukraine is still making headlines each day, Biden’s half of a brain and word vomit threaten to throw us into WWIII, and Will Smith’s slap at the behest of his repulsive wife is still rippling through time spurring fingers to take to keyboards. If you forgot that a group of dudes in Michigan were on trial for allegedly planning to kidnap one of the preeminent murderers of elderly adults in American history, I forgive you.

They were on trial. As of yesterday, two of the men have been acquitted of all charges while two others were granted a mistrial after the jury deadlocked. The case was of such importance, though, not necessarily because a group of potheads cooked up the idea to kidnap a sitting governor but because they were surrounded by FBI agents who supposedly gave them the idea and urged them along the entire time.

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The jury—or at least a good portion of the jury—felt that if the FBI is going to surround a group of guys with agents and then convince them to commit a crime, or convince them to plan to commit a crime, maybe they aren’t the crooks in this scenario.

The FBI has been a bunch of crooks for years now, but there hasn’t been a case like this that demonstrates so clearly the lack of faith in the organization. People just don’t trust the government anymore, and they seriously don’t trust the federal law enforcement officers who have, more or less, been playing Gestapo for the Biden Administration since he took office.

I trust FBI agents about as far as I can throw them. And I’ve never met an FBI agent (at least not to my knowledge), so I haven’t been able to gauge just how far I can throw one. So, until such a point as I get to throw an FBI agent, I’m not going to trust them at all. And they deserve it. (The lack of trust and being thrown.)

However, just as a lesson to the rest of you, if some cargo-shorted, sunglass-wearing weirdo with a Bluetooth starts talking about storming a building or blowing something up, assume he’s a fed, and throw him for me.

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