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JOURNEY FOR BERNIE! JEAN-GUY TREMBLAY GETS TO #FEELTHEBERN

Brodigan
March 11, 2016
Crowder went full method actor as a newly-naturalized French Canadian, Jean-Guy Tremblay (follow him on Twitter) to learn all about Bernie Sanders. That's dedication, eh? Turns out Bernie's voters really do know jack about budgeting. Numbers, logic, they're a bit overrated, eh? Not only do people have no idea as to how budgeting works, but when in the presence of (what they believe to be) a socialist like Jean Guy, they're willing to take the ball even further. Watch the comedic horror show...

We always knew Bernie Sanders supporters were scary in their own way. Like your mom showing up to your high school in her robe. But now we have video proof of them demanding free college, free healthcare, absolution of all student debts, supporting punishment of the rich, and yes, even emphatically honking for a "Give me your sh*t" sign.

That's always been the problem with Bernie Sanders and his groupies: reality doesn't fit into the picture. It's all a weed-filled pipe dream full of free crap that someone else is going to pay for. They want it and they want it now. What you have isn't fair. Share it, you greedy bastard, or face the wrath of a thousand wimps who wouldn't know work if it flipped a burger in their hipster spectacles. #FeelTheBern bastards.

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