SPOILER: The following isn't about expressing at Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's weird choice of words (see Press Asks Trump About Ocasio-Cortez. He Responds: “Who Cares?” and Whoopi Goldberg Tells Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Sit Down and Learn). That said, we plan on engaging in plenty of mockery, as the Congresswoman deserves. Let's just remember, outrage requires taking AOC seriously as a serious person. Not as someone who just said she was going to gang rape the progressive agenda.

Not just the agenda. Sounds like she's going to rape the entire Democrat party.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez mocked her critics in a Washington Post interview, telling them to “enjoy being exhausted for the next two years while we run train on the progressive agenda.”

Ah, "run train." Urban Dictionary defines it as follows:

to "gangbang" a girl with several friends.

I suppose the Notorious AOC wasn't aware of what the phrase meant. I mean, she's cool and impresses the media with all the latest slang. Maybe she missed this one. Though gang bang is an accurate way to describe the progressive agenda. If progressives are running the prison yard. And taxpayers just dropped the soap.

Shameless whataboutism alert: let's pretend for a second Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was a Republican. You and I both know the rape flub would be on the front page of 24/7 news sites. Saturday Night Live would create an entire bit about the train running whoopsie. We'd never stop hearing about it.

But AOC has liberal privilege. On top of hot liberal privilege. So she'll get a pass.

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