Ok, this most may be a little more randy than our usual LwC fair. But when Cosmo runs a headline, and I quote, Why Guys Get Turned on When You Orgasm — and Why That’s a Bad Thing, it needs to be mocked.
I mean, there have been some doozies (see Liberal NY Times Writer Complains Super Mario Promotes Sexism and Charlize Theron Claims AIDS is Caused by ‘Sexism and Racism’), but c’mon son…
It’s not enough that men are already having more orgasms than women. To make matters worse, a new study published in the Journal of Sex Research found — aside from deriving pleasure from their own orgasms, obviously — men also derive a specific sort of masculine pleasure from making female partners orgasm…despite increasing focus on women’s orgasms, research indicated that the increased attention to women’s orgasms may also serve men’s sexuality.
Do you people not understand how sex works?
One reason is that it might pressure some heterosexual men to feel like they have to ‘give’ women orgasms, as if orgasm is something men pulled out of a hat and presented to women. This ties into cultural ideas of women as passive recipients of whatever men give them.
I swear that’s the only Gif we could use and still remain a family website.
So, here’s the biggest problem. Ladies, when your man isn’t getting the job done, what’s the first thing you do? YOU READ FREAKING COSMO! Who then turns around and tells you your man is a sexist, however way you slice it.
Seriously, the same leftists who think it’s transphobic for straight men to NOT want to have sex with trannies, claim it’s sexist to enjoy having sex with women. We’re faced with a lose-lose situation here where straight men are always losing, even when they’re getting some while giving some. Specifically giving you some and liking that he’s given it to you.
Ladies, society, men, feminists, trannies, genderless aliens, if ever you’ve wondered why men and women are dropping out of the dating scene or opting out of marriage, this article in Cosmo serves as a giant clue.
And men, please be aware not all women are Cosmo-following freaks. Cosmo, by the way, is the same outfit which glorified women marrying… themselves. Color me unsurprised.
And this is why tube sock futures are through the roof.