On Saturday, lefty wing-nuts took the day off from their gigs as baristas at fair trade, co-op coffee houses to join the latest trendy leftist cause. They're in a rage over Obama Trump locking illegal kiddos in cages, so they have a solution. Abolish ICE. Also borders. Profits. Capitalism. The list goes on and on:

What immigration enforcement and profit have to do with each other is beyond me. Never let an opportunity to smash capitalism go to waste, I guess. How dare a business owner put all of his time and resources into his company and not post a loss. Evil capitalist swine.

"Capitalism must be overthrown. That's a great idea! I'll just whip out my iPhone made by the Apple company and shout it out on the Twitter, a publicly-traded corporation. #consistency."

"Immigrants make America great." If we're talking the legal immigrants, sure. The ones who sashay over the border uninvited, not so much. Our murder/rape rates are already high enough without help from MS-13. DUI deaths as well. Though, a big thanks to those illegal pendejos for trying to lend a helping hand.

"Abolish ICE, abolish profit." "Abolish borders." "Free movement, not free markets." We're not talking about diet socialism anymore, folks. These lefty wealth redistributors are moving up to the majors. Comrade Stalin smiles upon them from commie heaven. Now, give the left a few more years and they'll be the ones calling for a wall, except for the opposite reason.

The left expects us to take in all of these border hoppers without protest. Though, I doubt you're going to find many leftists willing to take the "refugees" into their homes and share their spare beds with the Che Guevara sheets. As usual, the taxpayers are expected to foot the bill.

Yeah, no. Deport them:

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