Dave Portnoy goes Davey Politics? El Pres announces he's exploring running against The Zorhan for NYC Mayor

We The Content demand a mayoral race between The Zohran and our second greatest living president, Dave Portnoy. El Pres merely mentioning he's exploring the idea automatically makes him the frontrunner. Which, sure, is a sign of how pathetic and sad the NYC GOP is because lord knows they won't recruit anyone. But for an independent like Portnoy who famously hates it -- HATES IT -- when you make him talk about politics, to feel compelled to be called to service, it's almost as patriotic as seeing our new Eurofriends discover how awesome BBQ and air conditioning are.

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