Democrats counter program the unbridled patriotism of the UFC at the White House with old people yelling

Last Night, Americans celebrated everything awesome about America at UFC Freedom 250. Democrats countered with something called "Rise Up In Gout." I'm not sure why rising up in protest against gout is a counter-protest to America's 250th birthday, or what it has to do with the First Amendment. But as you'll see in the videos I'm about to share, it clearly says to go to "Rise Up In Gout Dot Com" to take action.

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