Harry Sisson cries that Trump dropped a pile of poop on him, but JD Vance pledges to find out why

Apparently, there was another No Kings rally over the weekend. We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website were too busy being productive members of society who are pleasant to be around to notice, but according to the internet, Donald Trump flew his F-14 Tomcat over one of the protests to dump a pile of sh*t on Harry Sisson, and the soy-infused activist is unhappy about it.

Of course, none of that actually happened, but Sisson is acting as if it did.

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