Watch: Woman gets WAY too excited sharing a dystopian nightmare as she buys groceries just by scanning her hand

A woman is going viral for her joyous response to buying groceries without money. All she had to do was scan her hand. To be clear, she hasn't been implanted with a microchip. This isn't one of those globalist conspiracies (that aren't conspiracies as much as they are quoting people verbatim). Both CNBC and CNN have reported on Amazon's new way to let you pay for your goods with only a wave of your hand.

Okay, now get a load of this one...

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