Reset the counter 'cause Joe Biden got creepy with a little girl again: "I love your ears"

On a day when news broke that the White House is looking for ways to wrap Joe Biden in bubble wrap so that he doesn't hurt himself when he falls, they need to find a way to prevent him from creepin' on little girls.

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Watch: SNL lightly mocks "men competing in women" in sketch they were too chicken to be honest about

Of course, the director of Disney's "The Marvels" is blaming her movie tanking on you being a sexist bigot

Male captain of girls high school volleyball team reportedly booed after asking opponent: "Did my penis distract you?"