Democrat makes official change to Senate dress code to accommodate John Fetterman being a fat slob

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Chuck Schumer changed the Senate dress code to where Senators can vote on important issues wearing a bathrobe if they so desired. The decision was made to accommodate John Fetterman, who views dressing like a fat slob as crucial to his mental health.

Watch: Handcuffed football fan (in sick overalls) still manages to knock dude the f*** out with a single headbutt

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To combat Philly crime, an iconic cheesesteak joint hires armed security so customers won't get assaulted

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Watch: "Migrant Express" choo-choos its way to our southern border to take advantage of Biden Admin incompetence

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Woke pop tart Maren Morris QUITS country music, claims the genre's current success is just "to own the libs"

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