Democrat makes official change to Senate dress code to accommodate John Fetterman being a fat slob

Chuck Schumer changed the Senate dress code to where Senators can vote on important issues wearing a bathrobe if they so desired. The decision was made to accommodate John Fetterman, who views dressing like a fat slob as crucial to his mental health.

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