Watch: Kid Rock shoots up Bud Light cans in protest. Unrelatedly, beer confirms Dylan Mulvaney as spokesdiva.

When you can drink a fifth of Jim Beam and still stand still, a case of Bud Light wouldn't affect you at all.

Watch: Bro rips beers pregaming the Trump Indictment, as no one is sure what the 34 charges are

Watch: Woke Democrat says biological men in girls school sports are okay since female athletes won't amount to much anyway

LOL: Someone on the grand jury indicting Trump may have just committed a felony of their own