Join us as we discuss the Bernie Sanders vs. Ted Cruz tax debate, socialism and “human rights," transgenders in sports, and more. Special guests RazörFist, Iraq Veteran 8888, and Karen Straughan also make appearances. Brace yourself!

In case you were busy all week trying to figure out why some people think socialism is NOT a hilariously sad joke, here are this week's headlines. You're welcome.

• Carrie Fisher Delivers Mafia-Like Response to Producer Who Assaulted Her Friend
• Ted Cruz Turns Bernie's Robin Hood Analogy Back on Bernie Sanders
• WATCH: Audience Member Gives Clever Answer to Confused Sanders During Debate
• Transsexual Now On Trial For Raping 10-year-old Girl. In the Girls' Bathroom
• Bombshell! FBI Uncovers Russian Nuclear Plot. Which Happened Under Obama, Hillary
• Democrats Want to Sue You for Sharing 'Fake News'
• BUSTED: College Students Love Trump's Tax Plan. When they Think it's Bernie's!

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