Here’s a little pick me up for your Friday morning. If you needed one. Wherever you stand on Donald Trump, put it aside for a tiny second. Because it doesn’t matter where you line up on the Donald to enjoy this. Sure, there are rational reasons to oppose Donald Trump. Yet, for some reason, leftist protesters insist on protesting in a way that just makes more people want to support who they are protesting. Take this Anti-Trump protester, who this time at least made protesting that more…entertaining.
Becoming near-hysterical, while pacing back and forth, the man replied: ‘I’m smoking pot, that’s what I’m smoking lady. I’m smoking the green, I’m smoking the herb.
‘Is that what you think, I’m on drugs because I hate this fascist p***? F*** you, fat b****.’
Seeming to realize he is being filmed while abusing the woman, he then turns to the camera, waving his arms and continuing to shout.
Speaking directly into the lens, he says: ‘I just gave you what you wanted, I just gave you all what you wanted, it’s a f***ing circus everybody, look!’
At that point he begins jumping up and down while people watching can he heard saying ‘look at the monkey, look’.
His humiliation is complete a few moments later when he attempts a backflip only to land on his head with a painful sounding crack against the concrete.
Everyone in gymnastics knows to stick the landing. Guess this guy didn’t get the memo.
Word of advice to you protesters out there: keep doing this. Please, for the love of all things humor, mock and rail on against whatever candidate you hate at the moment. Please, for the love of all things humor, berate that candidate’s supporters with colorful (yet unoriginal) insults, cuss words, dirtiness. Please, for the love of all things humor, look as ridiculous as possible. That includes bandanas in long hair, guys. Take note. Then, please, for the love of all things humor, make a complete ass out of yourself by backflipping on your head.
If you’ve ever been to a political rally, where tolerant leftists come out to tell you off for *pick your reason* I’m sorry I’ve henceforth ruined all future rallies. What are the odds a leftist will backflip on his own head for your viewing pleasure? Slim. Also, earlier this week, a teenage girl got pepper-sprayed to the face after cold-cocking someone in the crowd. Yes, also at a Trump rally in Wisconsin.
Lesson for leftists who protest? You’re idiots. But we do thank those of you who prove it through your own actions. Saves us the trouble. Provides us some laughs.