Conservative author Michael Knowles has the #1 selling book on Amazon, “Reasons to Vote for Democrats.” Now, you may be wondering why a guy who works with our friends at The Daily Wire (see Ben Shapiro Lays Waste To Vapid Leftist In Transgender Debate and Uncensored Andrew Klavan Mocks Political Correctness) would write such a book. Let Michael explain…
Knowles’ tome, “Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide,” is 266 pages of absolutely nothing. Clean, blank, snow-white pages. And as of Thursday morning, it occupied the No. 4 slot on Amazon.com’s “Best Sellers” list.
“What’s really great about this book, you can go cover-to-cover in about 15, 20 seconds,” Knowles’ told “Fox & Friends” on Thursday.
Billed as “the most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date,” the spoof book was Knowles’ attempt to razz the party for a lack of direction. The conservative journalist released it last month and the book was listed at $9.99 on Amazon — but you can pick up a paperback on sale for $7.08.
Really, what more can you say besides game respects game? This is the ultimate troll. It may have been conservatives who are in on the joke that put him over the edge, but imagine all the Democrats who ordered the book in the first place to cause it to climb the charts.
“How can I explain to people why they should vote for Democrats…oooh, there’s a book that is literally called ‘Reasons to Vote for Democrats’! Imma get it for my gender-queer friend Axel. Xer will love dat shit.” Only to find out… there’s no reason to vote Democrat at all. So Axel may not love dat shit, but we do. Bravo.